adreianpayne:

yes hello we are open good morning

madehimsaycomfychairs:

thebeauty-isa-beast:

curvellas:

my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.

My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my  eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.

this is my favorite post on tumblr currently

automatically:

if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.

vvankinq:

Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.

weteevee:

when you get a hot new mutual

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bitrates:

hannibaleatspussy:

melancholicdragons:

what if dicks had mouths

but robin thicke already exists

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modifiedmermaid:

freemindfreebody:

swift-as-the-coursing-river:

jimcavill:

Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite. 
Fuck this world. 

If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism

whoever wrote this needs to be punched. a lot.

oh no 27. im 19 and have it, welcome to the non airbrushed real world

fugaazi:

This is one of the best fucking gifs I have ever seen

kinggjayysshit:

heropirate:

Bob scrubbin’ your blog.

Thanks bob

p4-proswagonist:

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in-love-with-my-bed:

houseofgriffons:

thrithwig:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

I don’t get it

took me a second

yrrard:

REFUSE to CONFORM to SOCIETAL NORMS, GENDER ROLES, or the HARRY POTTER EPILOGUE

he-was-number-wan:

My friend (the same one who turned Zelda into Elsa) made a skin for Yoshi that turns him into a life-size Tyrannosaurus Rex.

This is how life should be lived.

GL